Total Medals Earned: 6 (From 3 different games.) Total Medal Score: 135 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/90 points)
first time calculating
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result
Medals Earned: 2/26 (15/685 points)
YOU GOT MOGGED BY THE GAME
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Wow you really MOGGED that level, didn't you!?
Hol' up, this guy's cooking!
YOU ATE!
You are built different!
MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY
You must really enjoy that level, huh?
ONE HUNNID!
Leave now. Before it's too late.
The damage has already been done. Please leave.
Wow, you did it all. Now stop playing this game... For your own sanity.
Medals Earned: 3/32 (115/625 points)
Time to start exploring
The staple of the Windowz series
Beat Purble Place
Beat Mahjong on "Impossible" difficulty
Manage to be #1 in Fall Guys. How the hell?
God damn MS Paint got butchered after the XP version
Go back to reddit, kid
Immerse yourself in the wonderful culture of 4Chan, preferably /pol/
wait, fuck, I mean Newgrounds- sorry
Visit CNN for your daily dose of REAL news, unlike those other FAKE news sources!!!
Do nothing but watch Youtube for an entire day. Sad. Might as well kill yourself at this point.
Spend at least 3 consecutive days reading about COVID-19
Become a fascist
Fall down the QAnon rabbit hole. Trust the plan. Just two more weeks!
Endorse Joe Biden
Endorse Donald Trump
Endorse Bernie Sanders
Endorse... Kanye West? What?
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Attend a Zoom™ meeting so you don't lose your job
Have an epic game session with the boys over Discord